Author Archives: Adam Alton

In the Bedlam 2014:

This really is a picture from inside Bedlam! Isn’t it neat and tidy?

In the Bedlam 2014:

Good to see the Patt 23s (top-left and last manufactured 1983) still burning techie fingers thirty years on.

In the Bedlam 2014:

Don’t cross the streams! And remember, keep patch tidy.

In the Bedlam 2014:

It’s health and safety gone mad!

In the Bedlam 2014:

The old timers writing this caption have no idea what any of these buttons do.

In the Bedlam 2014:

New tech, same old tech box.

In the Bedlam 2014:

Offered without comment.

Box Office Staircase

In the Bedlam 2014:

So, here’s a fact. Xylene Tractol’s been banned, and the floors are now painted with Flortred. So sadly no psychedelic hallucinogenic kickbacks for the gullible floor-painter.

In the Bedlam 2014:

Very shiny and full of posters, but still officially called “the toilet corridor”. And look, Bedlam now recycles! How green.

In the Bedlam 2014:

The fat cat no longer has any official status in Planet Bedlam, but still watches over all who enter.